Turbo cancers???

 DZ has had a long career in medicine, and while there are plenty of areas where he has very little knowledge, it's not often that he hears of something completely new to him. So it is with "Turbo Cancers". Apparently questions about these have been raised by politicians in the USA. You would have thought that those raising the subject might have taken the time to inform themselves before opening their mouths. Alas not. To quote a former wiser US politician, Abraham Lincoln. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt."

A very brief google search reveals Turbo cancers to be a figment of the imagination, perpetuated by the anti vaccination loons. As if they haven't done enough damage with their insane misinformation campaigns, which have caused the resurgence of Measles. The USA now has up to four million cases a year, of whom 500 die. Nearly all of these cases and deaths are in the unvaccinated.

The UK figures are not as bad, but are still on the increase.

Most Doctors have the satisfaction of looking at their hands and being pleased with what they have achieved with them over the years. A small number look at theirs and see only blood.

Rapture

 Well, the world didn't end then. But the doom mongers never give up. One characteristic of the prophets of armageddon is they never admit defeat. They never admit they were wrong. Their approach is to claim they simply got the date wrong. And true to form we already have another date. 23 April. I wonder what they'll say on 24th.

Turds

 A small number of you may have noticed a small error in my last post where I put up a pic of Steve Bannon instead of Alex Jones. Now rectified. In my defence I can only say that the mistake was easily made. They are two turds cast in the same mould.

End of the world

 DZ has written before, as long ago as 2011 on predictions that the end of the world is imminent. Despite many hundreds of failed predictions humanity doesn't appear to have learned, and there still seems to be a steady flow of nutters exorting us all to repent before it's too late.

On 5 March there was a relatively minor, (Magnitude 4.8) earthquake affecting New York state, and in two days, on 8 May there will be a solar eclipse visible over much of the USA. This has sent many in the USA to view this as a portent of...... well anything you can think of really. A simple internet search reveals a plethora of disasters predicted to be just around the corner But in particular the religious evangelical loons are predicting that it's finally time for the rapture! Again.

But to put things in perspective. There are 55 earthquakes every day on the planet, mostly minor. There are still however 16 earthquakes a year of magnitude 7 or more. hardly rare enough to be a portent of anything. Solar eclipses occur at a rate of up to 5 a year, and are entirely predictable. Hardly a surprise if you know it's coming. It doesn't stop neo nazis like Alex Jones from predicting "“Major Events Surrounding The April 8th Solar Eclipse, Masonic rituals planned worldwide to usher in New World Order."

Jones is particularly fond of various outlandish conspiracy theories, despite having been successfully sued because of it.

He always reminds DZ of one particular "peanuts" character.

Pigpen.

Guess who

 Over the last few years DZ has developed an interest in politics, both UK, and USA. He has even joined a political party, though I'm not going to say which one. 

But as far as the states is concerned I have a firm preference, which you can probably guess, by my choice of today's pic

Ads

 In the ten plus years that DZ has maintained this site he has persistently refused to have advertising material feature on his pages. As a NHS consultant he was not underpaid, and was able to afford the luxury of avoiding advertising as a matter of principal.

Now I'm retired I find that, every little helps, so I've dropped my resistance and will now allow ads on my pages. I'm sorry if any of my readers find this detracts.

Please be aware that I have have no control over what sort of ads appear. And also any ad that does appear should not be taken as an endorsement from me.

You never know, some of them might be quite funny.

Sit on this

 DZ has had a very busy year. He finally and definitively retired, for the third time, and is still getting used to the change. 

But it occurs that, although he no longer has his professional experiences to fuel his musings, that doesn't mean he has nothing else to talk about. There's a lot going on in the world. There's a lot going on in my life.

And despite my age, I'm now 70 years old, things still happen that are worthy of sharing. What follows is a true, and recent story.

I recently took my vehicle to a kwik fit for a new tyre. While waiting I was engaged in conversation by an elderly but sprightly gentleman who asked if I played golf. In fact I consider golf to be a very tedious game, and I'm not geriatric enough to consider it yet, but I replied simply that it wasn't my thing. We did however find that we had a common interest in motorcycles, and he showed me a picture on his phone of his machine, a Kawasaki, in much the same way that people will share pictures of his grandchildren. 

By now his vehicle was ready and he left. Mine was ready just a few minutes later, and I retrieved my keys and went out to the car park and got into the car. The elderly gentleman was still there and he walked over to me motioning for me to open my window. He came up to my car and said. "I wonder, would you care to come to my home, and sit on my Kawasaki?" 

Yup, I was being hit on.

I politely declined. Mindful that my interpretation may have been incorrect I recounted the exchange to Mrs DZ on my return home. Considerably amused she confirmed that she agreed with my suspicion. 

Sadly for the gentleman I have never blown that way, but on the other hand I'm left with the ego boosting thought that DZ has still got it.

And the phrase, "sitting on the Kawasaki" has become a new euphemism for us.