Over
the years that DZ has written this blog he's commented on a number of
instances where various people and groups have loudly predicted the
end of the world, the rapture, the second coming of Jesus. A number
of occasions where the believers have traipsed up some hill to await
the end, only to come back down the next morning dejected and
disappointed that they have not been saved. Also the realisation that
the rest of us have not been subjected to the dire fate predicted as
punishment for our lack of faith seems to irritate them.
Well,
there's another one. I wouldn't normally comment on this yet again,
the scenario has been done to death, but this one differs from the
others in two respects.
Firstly,
this one is not religiously based. It's not being promulgated by those
who delude themselves that they've figured out something hidden in
the bible, or that god, or Jesus is talking to them, or leaving
messages in random car number plates! (yes, really).
No
this one claims that, for reasons not made clear, at 14:33h GMT, on
12 August 2026 the earth will lose gravity for seven seconds, causing
everything not fixed to the ground to shoot upwards. And then drop
back to Earth with catastrophic consequences.
The
second difference is that there is a second conspiracy theory,
claiming that the first is a fake conspiracy theory.
Let
me explain. There are a number of people out there who believe that
gravity is actually going to somehow switch off as described above. I
will designate these people as Conspiracists Understanding Nasty
Threat. Or Cons 1.
But
there is a number of other people other people, who I will designate
Anticonspiracists Ridiculing Solar Events or Cons 2. These people
already include flat earthers, chemtrail believers and other
practitioners of crank magnetism. These people claim that evidence
for their various village idiot beliefs is widely present in the sky,
but, are normally invisible in sunlight. And on August 12, there is
going to be an eclipse.
This, according to Cons 2, will allow the
things that validate their beliefs to become visible in the sky to
anyone.
They
believe that those responsible for keeping all of us in the dark, the
scientific establishment, particularly NASA, the media, governments
etc have therefore come up with “Project Anchor.” This plan is to
disseminate the gravity conspiracy theory to encourage people to stay
indoors during the crucial seven seconds when the things will be
visible in the sky, so they will not see the things, and ask awkward
questions.
And
we are supposed to be the most intelligent species on the planet.