Wednesday, 4 April 2012

I get texts

A couple of days ago DZ received this text;
“Records passed to us show you’re entitled to a refund approximately £2560 in compensation from mis-selling of PPI on your credit card or loan” 
 I think as most of us would I responded with interest. Today I had a phone call from someone I will call “Eejit” from the company in question. 

This is how it went;

Eejit...” you responded to our text regarding PPI mis-selling.”
Eejit... “Could you give me details of the loan or credit card you think you have been mis-sold PPI on”
DZ....” I don’t have any such suspicion. You texted me saying that you have such information”
Eejit...”No I don’t have any details of that”
DZ.....”I See, do you even know who I am”
Eejit... “Er,.. no, could you give me your name please”
DZ....”So, you don’t actually have any details of mis-sold PPI’s relating to me, and you don’t even know who I am?”
Eejit, “Er, but if you could give us a few details we could check to see if there has been mis-selling.”
DZ.... “So the £ 2560 mentioned in your text is a fantasy?”
Eejit... “I don’t know about that, would you care to give me a few details?”
DZ... “Would you care to go fuck yourself with a barbed wire dildo?”


1 comment:

  1. Not mincing your words :)Painful last line :) Had to cross my legs while reading it.

    I have had this PPI business. Horrible lot!