I do appreciate of course that, in the modern NHS each and every simple task requires that the practitioner have special training. Everything from wiping bottoms to opening the window seems to require a certificate allowing the holder to proceed.
I also accept that giving morphine tablets to patients in accordance with a prescription obviously requires a special expertise, gained on a course, and certified in writing.
But I can't help thinking that someone who doesn't hold such an important qualification should have a better way of communicating it than..........
"I DON'T GIVE ORAL"
Fucking nurses these days. Aren't they just rubbish?
7 hours ago