Sunday, 2 January 2011

Orthopaedics vs Anaesthesia

                                          In case you have not seen this already


  1. Yes I have but not on this video.

  2. I can't remember if I saw this here or posted it here previously but I will share it again.

    What's pink and becomes hard in the hands of an orthopod?

    An ECG.

  3. While in that thread,

    What do orthopods use for contraception?

    Their personalities.

  4. And

    "Mummy, can you get pregnant from anal sex?'

    "Of course you can darling, where do you think orthopaedic surgeons come from?"

  5. Apologies to Dr Aust, pressed the wrong button & deleted your comment. Please post it again.

  6. Oops. Didn't save it before posting, unfortunately.

    Mrs Dr Aust used to be an SHO in anaesthetics & Intensive care for a couple of years. She told me there was a special name, used by all anaesthetists, for the sheet that during an operation, separates [anaesthetist + patient's head] from [orthopods & rest of patient's body]. The term:

    "blood-brain barrier"