In my second post on the mystery object I included a link at the end to a page of tips on how to stop your youngsters wanking, and at the same time turn them into gibbering wrecks. The page is obviously tongue in cheek and I found it hugely funny. The thought that anyone today could have such an attitude is clearly ludicrous. Oh no it isn't. Courtesy of pharyngula here is a link to a video showing that the view that wanking is a heinous sin for which you will burn in hell is alive and well. Where else but the USA.
PS, if you don't want your youngsters being tempted in this way don't let them see the picture below of the nun in the stocking tops.