Friday, 24 September 2010

Cheaper sex

The price of a shag has been slashed by half. This price war was inevitable once they started selling Viagra over the counter though it is a shame to see diabetics, hypertensives and those with high cholesterol being discriminated against.

It also seems unfair to me that so much investment has been made in the treatment of impotence while those with the opposite problem, priapism, are totally ignored.

Fortunately I have discovered a 100% effective cure for this unwanted and distressing condition. If a patient presents to you complaining of excessive and inappropriate erections then take an aspirin tablet and put it in his shoe. That will make him limp.

2 comments:

  1. "That will make him limp." Now that's just bad.

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  2. *sighs*

    Don't give up your day job ;-)

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