There can’t be many doctors who have not at some time wondered what might have been if they had chosen another career. Indeed more and more of my colleagues are so disillusioned with the way medicine and the NHS are going that they are expressing a wish to have done just that. Sadly by the time this impulse kicks in it is usually to late to act on it. In my case for example I think I would have been happier as a member of a successful rock band, surrounded by nubile young lovelies. However I don’t think there are many openings of that sort for a middle aged porker such as DZ......... Or are there?