DZ has bought himself one of those machines for shredding garden waste. Mrs DZ has, as usual, expressed some apprehension about whether it will cause lost digits, but I've pointed out that the entrance slot will not admit a hand. However the entrance slot has caused me some amusement. This is it.
Thinking perhaps it's just my dirty mind at work I showed it to her, and a few other people. Everyone thought the same as I did. However my dirty mind was further titilated by this advice in the instruction booklet;
"Never insert anything into the exit hole". Snark snark, nudge , wink!
F'nar, f'nar as they say in Viz.
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