DZ very rarely buys fast food. But once in a while he finds himself hungry enough to eat a raw scabby cat with the fur on, and finds no alternative. And so recently he found himself in a Burger King where he he enjoyed this exchange with a young lady behind the counter.
DZ. “Burger & chips please.”
YL. “You mean fries? That’ll be £6.50 please. You wanna drink wi’that?”
DZ. “No thank you.”
YL. “It’s cheaper with a drink.”
DZ “Really? OK then I’ll have a diet coke please.”
YL. “OK that’ll be £6.80 please.”
DZ. “ …………………ummmmmm,………I thought you said it would be cheaper with a drink?
YL. “Yes thats right it’s cheaper with a drink.”
DZ. “But £6.80 is more than £6.50.”
YL. “ Uh.??”
DZ. “If it’s £6.50 without a drink, and £6.80 with a drink then it’s not cheaper with a drink. Is it?”
YL. “That’s right. It’s cheaper with a drink.”
DZ. “No it isn’t! £6.80 is not cheaper than £6.50……………..Is it?”
At this point there was obviously some inner intellectual turmoil within the girl and a long period of silence. Then she called over her supervisor.
YL. “This customer ordered a drink, and now he says he don’t wannit”
Fuck me gently! Where do they find these people?
These people, of various genders and varying intellect, are available at Poundland, three for 89p, innit?
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